[MB] Talin steps carefully on the grass.
[MB] Talin is in a room with no door nor windows.
[MB] Talin hoots: i wonder how i got here
[MB] Angie: you were born there?
[MB] Angie: an obvious explanation
[MB] Talin hoots: i have been here since i saw that episode of the x-files
[MB] Talin hoots: the episode where a green prodigy obducts an owl
[MB] Angie nods, then its a conspiracy of aliens and the CIA
[MB] Talin hoots: obvious? there is no windows nor a door. how could anyone
give birth to me in here and then leave? unless they turned into dust and
vanishes in the grass...
[MB] Vigilante: i think it's more likely the WWF with owls involved
[MB] Angie: hmm, you were born there and your mother was abducted by aliens
shortly after?
[MB] Talin hoots: all i have is this laptop and a machine that dispenses
chocolate bars
[MB] Talin hoots: it seems like the machine never empties
[MB] Vigilante: the chocolate is fabricated from the bits that fall into the
laptop's bit bucket
[MB] Iseulde: No beer?
[MB] Cryonic . o O ( mm m choco... ).
[MB] Talin hoots: once the heap fills, there will be no more choco?
[MB] Vigilante: sadly not
[MB] Talin hoots: i squeeze the beer from the grass
[MB] Talin examines the bit bucket
[MB] Talin hoots: http://www.sunspot.noao.edu/gifs/wl.gif
[MB] Talin hoots: do you see the black dot in the southeastern corner? that's
where i live
[MB] Talin hoots: i've never been away from there, but i reckon the large black
spots are choco factories
[MB] Vigilante: or they could be dense concentrations of anti-choclaton
particles
[MB] Angie: hmm, wonder who pays for the choco transport... looks like a long
way
[MB] Angie: or maybe theres just a lot of guys in rooms with no doors or
windows around those big spots?
[MB] Talin hoots: hmm, i would not approve of those anti-choclaton particles in
my room
[MB] Vigilante: good thing you are so far from them then
[MB] Talin hoots: jolly good
[MB] Vigilante: however, the release of energy when chocolate meets
anti-chocolate might be enough to ferment more beer from the grass....
[MB] Angie: on the other hand, it might change all the grass to porridge
[MB] Talin hoots: energy makes the grass more juicy?
[MB] Talin panics and screams.
[MB] Talin hoots: should i risk it?
[MB] Vigilante: this is highly theoretical though....einstein died while still
working on this theory
[MB] Rache yes of course Energy = mass * chocolate^squared
[MB] Rache the theory of chocolate relativity
[MB] Talin hoots: i'm not interested in the energy
[MB] Talin hoots: where's the beer in that formula dude?
[MB] Rache: beer is related to energy in another formula
[MB] Angie: so its beer/time = mass * chocolate squared?
[MB] Rache: no no no
[MB] Rache: grass(beer/time) = energy =mass * chocolate^squared
[MB] Rache see where grass is important
[MB] Angie ponders deep thoughts.
[MB] Talin hoots: E=mc^2, E=m_b * c^2
[MB] Vian: E = 1/2 m v&2
[MB] Vigilante: so, after mass it's beer time if you have the energy?
[MB] Talin hoots: the mass of beer is less dense than that of chocolate
[MB] Talin hoots: there should be a way to transform chocolate into beer
[MB] Talin hoots: but then there's the bit bucket restriction
[MB] Vigilante: nobody said food physics was easy